But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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