i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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