yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
