your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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