you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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