ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
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