porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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