playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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