Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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