I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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