is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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