Sry I called you an 8
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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