Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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