i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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