I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
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