Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I would ride that face into the sunset
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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