its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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