Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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