very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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