ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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