Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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