covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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