Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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