The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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