Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I think I am morally bankrupt
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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