Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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