Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
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