In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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