I accidentally had phone sex last night
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I just had sex on a roof
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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