you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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