she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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