This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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