how can u be prego again
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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