is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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