I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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