Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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