im six kinds of drunk right now
and she was petting her beer can
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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