the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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