told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
