Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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