She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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