She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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