Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize