That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Randomize
