office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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