I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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