No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
not ubering you a puppy
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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