And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I have tasted many bathrooms
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
