So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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