Her vagina should come with caution tape.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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