My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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