Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
You left your underwear on the fireplace
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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