yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
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