I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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