Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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