Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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